~DAmn it FARTS!!!!!!!!!~

I'm so angry and upset for some people who loves to fart in public!!

WTF!!!!

I kenna twice Fartsy Farts in the same hr yesterday!!!!!!!

BOTH FROM UNCLES!!

I BUAY TAHAN UNCLES like these LOR!!!

Come to think of it, Aunties dun fart in public one lor...

Hey Fartsy Uncles, i know u need to fart, but can u like go to the toilet and do it??

I DUN NEED U ALL TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT!!!

AND DUN LIE!! FARTS CAN BE CONTROLLED!!!!!!!

i first kenna it when i was on the way to Plaza Sg after work... den i was standing at the traffic light with a group of people.. the wind was blowing from my right side, and a uncle was standing about 2 mtrs away frm us on the right, looking at some 4D paper in his hands.. Suddenly, a strong FART smell came over along with the breeze! WA LAO SIA!

The first thing i would like to do, is to dash across the busy road at the first instance!!

This Uncle is borned with a Nuclear bomb..

2nd time was when i was on the escalator in PS... the crowded escalator was going up and a fat man was in front of me... so u can say, his butt was facing my face..

Den he FARTED IN MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAWDDAMN HIM!!!!!!!!!

This time accompanied with some 'plat plat' sound..

AND WHO SAES THAT FARTS WITH SOUND IS NOT SMELLY!!!!!!!??

The person who started saying must be the one caught farting then to save his face, he said it!

IN 3 secs,

1. I held my breath, swinging my hands to disperse the remaining fart in the air!!
2. The couple behind me also started waving their hands...
3. The people on the downriding escalator beside us started lookin at us...

I cant imagine y the Uncles are so disgusting...

Twice a day, in the same hour... i kenna the same incident... haiz..

Im like damn suay or wad sia...

FUCK THE DAY!!!!!! ARGH!

Do-do`s~