Wednesday, August 27, 2008

~Thots~

hmm.. jus read 2 fren's blog... they seem to have problems with their bfs.... consolidating both stories (+ my own experiences), i have one conclusion..........

MEN ARE FUCKINGLY SELFISH, NON SENSITIVE CREATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they are bad liars...

Hey Guys, i'm sorry to say this but i cant help it...there are simply too many of such cases happening in the world...can u all pls do something abt it?? y are u all doing these same mistakes over n over again??? y cant u treat women better????

Let me list them out....

Top 5 things that Men Do which will hurt their GFs (random listings)


1) MIA lovers-they MIA as n when they like.. fav excuses are hp no batt, did not hear the ring/vibration, too busy (the one i cant stand most)..

WHAT DO U MEAN U TOO BUSY???? DO U PEE?? DO U DRINK WATER?? DO U EAT LUNCH?? DO U SHIT?????????? WHAT THE FUCK IS TOO BUSY??

i know majority of the men outside cant multitask like a woman.. but one caring sms wouldnt kill u will it??

send something like :" Baby, sorry i'm really busy today.. alot of stuff to clear on my desk.. but u're still on my mind.. Muacks!! i sms u later again tonite..."

or

"Baby!!!.. arghhh.. the stupid boss... i'm dying.. so busy... hmmm.. baby have u eaten? must wor... if not i heartpain..(even if this is a lie, it would be a veri sweet lie..).. i call u tonight...Hugs!!"

Women are so simple to understand and its u Men are making it difficult for yourselves...

2) Bad Liars - Men, face it.. u are bad liars.... when u lie, ur eyes & actions betray u.. i dunno y.. but it is so easy to point out...but whenever we girls point out.. u get so frustrated abt y we dont understand and a quarrel starts..

Scenario A:

BF sms GF dat he going to meet for dinner with some frens...
GF asks BF who are those frens and what time can he be back..
BF tells GF: "oh.. erm.. my poly frens...hmmm.. dear dear ah.. go eat dinner wor.. u must be hungry.. u hungry i heartache wor...(trying to divert the conversation).."
GF replies:" ya i will de... do i know those frens too?? who are they?? ....hubby i miss u wor... =( u also must eat well wor... blar blar blar...(girls tend to ask alot of questions in a sms)
BF replies:" okok dear.. i will de...i see them le....sms u later.. Muacks..."

in the end.. still nv answer the question... -_-"

WHO THE HELL IS HE MEETING EXACTLY??????????????????

And the gf will start to play the guessing game (guessing is a woman's friend and worst enemy)

10 mins later Gf sms Bf :" Wad are u having for dinner? hmmm.. i jus ate...."

No reply frm Bf

20 mins later: " Baby!! wad u doin wor... y haven go home?? hu are those frens??"

2 hours later.........

Bf finally smsed Gf:" Honey.. i on my way home le... hehe.... we went KTV.. and i left early...wad u doin now?"

Gf cant stand it anymore and asked:" WHO ARE THOSE FRENS?? IS UR EX THERE TOO?? WAD ELSE U ALL DO??? Y NV BRING ME ALONG??? BLAR BLAR BLAR.........."

And a quarrel started...

Actualli the Bf realli went to meet his poly frens... yes the ex gf was there.. but he has no more feelings for her.. he is afraid his gf would get angry so he is not telling...

Gf thinks how come is he hiding frm her... does he still have feelings for the ex... etc etc etc...

Guys, i admit that alot of girls (including myself) will be unhappy to know that you are goin to meet someone u used to love or if the girl in the grp liked u...but we rather want u to come frank with us.. maybe we'll make a little noise, but with some pampering and concerns will make us stop guessing... women may seem to be a nuisance.. but we are biologically programmed like that, just like how u all like to watch pretty girls on the street...we do not want to be acting in this way as well.

Msg to All Bitches outside as well:-

Hey Bitches... if ur ex got gf or if the guy u liked has a gf already, pls do not go and do all sorts of small gestures to try and make lives miserable for the couple.. ur little gestures wun get u anywhere.. he dont like u means he dont like u.. he doesnt wan to avoid u becos he doesnt want to spoil the fren r/s. Go get urself another man!!~

3) Treat GFs / Wives like Maria

Centuries ago, women does all house chores... it is becos they dont need to work... its the men's responsibility to work and earn for the family!!

But!!! now we women work too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! y sld we work, do the house chores & give birth?????? arent u man shameful that u cant earn enough to support the family? if u earn enough, we wouldnt have gone to work as well... if u have a little kind heart of yours, sldnt u help ur wife to do some of these chores? we would be delighted if you men can give birth too..y do we need to go thru all these pain of 9 mths?? its becos we love our husband.. we know u love children and so we die die also want to go thru the process to have your kids...

u think its fun to carry a big 10kg of ball on your stomach everyday for at least 3 mths during the last trimester?

sorry side track for awhile....

MEN, PLS GIVE UP UR SEAT TO PREGNANT LADIES WOULD YA?? F BASTARDS...especially those with ties and briefcases.. SHAME on u...where have u all studied to?? y are u all acting to be slping??

back to the topic...

BFs.... we GFs, DO NOT NEED TO HELP U DO HOUSE CHORES... if we want to help , we will help automatically.. dont start comparing to whose and whose gf...or expect us to clean uR hse.. COME ON , WE ARE STILL NOT MARRIED TO U...U HAVE MAID, U HAVE UR MOTHER AND IF BOTH ARE NOT AVAILABLE, U HAVE HANDS AND LEGS...

U SLD FUCKINGLY DO IT...

haven married already expect me to do the housework... imagine how will the senario be after marriage??

if you love us, sldnt u come my hse to do my housework instead? Men are to be more giving in a r/s shouldnt u?? (i'm not using the words "suppose to be" becos some pple think that there only yes or no)

So, girls, if u feel u wanna help, go ahead..but dont be stupid to give in all the time..he will become too relying on u, taking the advantage..

Guys, OH PLSSSSSSS!!!! dont take us for granted can?? if we help you do hse work means we realli love u alot... if not even if u stay in a cockroach den we wouldnt even care at all.. so pls, cherish us!!! somemore, now where to find a girl who is willing to do all these for u in this era?

think abt it...

4) Hates/Too Lazy to send GF home

oh.... stupid..........

sometimes when he is tired so ok....but consistantly failing, u can jolly well forget abt him...

i wonder how come when we girls are so tired but can still travel to the BFs house without complaining even if the bf stay far far away... we super power gers?? hmmm.. weird...

no wonder girls aged much faster.... hmmm....Hurry!! Get me a botox!!!~

5) Loves playing online games like DOTA & neglects GF

another stupid reason....stupid.............









And my mum used to say... U can never know a man's heart inside out no matter how long it takes...u noe u will not hurt him.. but u cant promise he wouldnt do it instead...

so babes!!! take good care of urselves.. dun get bullied!!!!~


PS to my 2 dear frens: dun be sad le... instead of being angry and sad, y not go out get some fresh air, go do manicures, get urself a new hair cut... make urself prettier and make them worry instead... =)