~COVER-BACKSIDE PIG~

I'M SO ANGRY!!! Arghh!!!!!

Super pissed off by some bitch!

This is an email from an accountant, which i gotten this afternoon.

Dear Cindy (i've highlighted my name again and again in emails and calls but you "seems not able to understand" ),
As I had explained to you previously through the phone (believe me, u wouldnt want me to replay your "speech" on air) and via email, the claim amount should be S$xxx and not $yyy and you seems not able to understand (**claps** Did i just hear you murmur the word "stupid" when you sent this mail? why don't you write it in then?)

Kindly refer to the Agreement - Annex C, the claim to date is till the TOP (pls dn use sf, i hav probs und it) ,and stage 3.3 & 3.4 is not yet done. Hence you claim should be 92.5% (when did i say that i'm going to claim 92.5%?) of the total consultancy fees less previous payment of $www, thus S$uuu. (?????????!!! WHAT?)

Thanks & Regards,

Y-Bitch-Lies

(i re-named u without changing your initials, like it?)

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And she cc-ed the whole world with this wonderful mail..

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I did put in effort to try and digest what you meant, alright?!

This project was way back in 2007 and i didn't do your accounts at that time, mind you!

Don't U make me sound like a retard!

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Oh God, pls help me in forgiving this person~

Do-do`s~

~To Change Your Man Or Not?- Joke time~

"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

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For better or for worse??

Do-do`s~

~Thanksgiving, Bite Me?!~

Turkey: "It's Thanksgiving, so bite me??!"

Just because of a public holiday, so kill it?

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History Of Thanksgiving Day

Thanksgiving Day in the United States is an annual day of thanks for the blessings of the past year, observed on the fourth Thursday in November in each of the states, the District of Columbia, and Puerto Rico. It is a historical, national, and religious holiday that began with the Pilgrims. After the survival of their first colony through the bitter winter, and the gathering of the harvest, Gov. William Bradford of Plymouth Colony issued a thanksgiving proclamation in the autumn of 1621. This first thanksgiving lasted three days, during which the Pilgrims feasted on wild turkey and venison with their Indian guests.

Days of thanksgiving were celebrated sporadically until, on November 26, 1789, President Washington issued a proclamation of a nation-wide day of thanksgiving. He made it clear that the day should be one of prayer and giving thanks to God. It was to be celebrated by all religious denominations, a circumstance that helped to promote a spirit of common heritage.

Credit for establishing this day as a national holiday is usually given to Sarah J. Hale, editor and founder of the Ladies' Magazine (from 1828) in Boston. Her editorials in the magazine and letters to President Lincoln urging the formal establishment of a national holiday of thanksgiving resulted in Lincoln's proclamation in 1863, designating the last Thursday in November as the day. Succeeding presidents annually followed his example, except for President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who in 1939 proclaimed Thanksgiving Day a week earlier--on the fourth but not the last Thursday--to encourage holiday shopping. In 1941, Congress adopted a joint resolution setting the date on the fourth Thursday.

Article extracted from
http://www.appleseeds.org/thankgiv.htm .

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So, Thanksgiving began because after a bitter winter, finally came a good harvest of food and so those people started their celebration by feasting on their harvest, turkey, venison, corns etc.

I doubt anyone wouldn't party if they are faced with such a table full of piping hot delicious food in such weather and tough times in war.

However, the majority of us who can afford to have 3 meals and a dessert a day, sitting comfortably in the couch, twirling the tv remote in our hands and munching crackers, do not need to have a additional turkey or venison on our already-over-scale-diet for additional dish on our dining table!

The food we all have daily, isn't it the same as eating Turkey already?

Thanksgiving is to thank God for providing us with food and water on Mother Earth, not to kill additional unneeded food.

I sincerely thank God for the food and water i have, but i wouldn't want to buy a Turkey purposely for the sake of Thanksgiving celebration, needless to say, for Christmas as well.

Hence, to those who are coming for my Christmas dinner, do not expect to see a gigantic turkey on the table!

I buy what i see, not see what to buy. :)

Do-do`s~

~Striking Up A Conversation-Joke Time!!~

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.

One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"

hahahahhhhahaaha..

Do-do`s~

~I nEEd MORE MoneY~

I need more money...

this is a frequent statement i hear every now and then, especially in these few years..

let's don't talk about the bad economy... jus talk about our little island, Singapore...

50 dollars seem to be equivalent to 10 dollars nowadays...

why is everything so expensive?

or what are we exactly spending unnecessarily on now?

Last night, i went to a super famous chinese-hongkong style restaurant for dinner..

I asked for a glass of plain water and the waitress told me that they charge money for that..

?

i know most of you may not feel surprised about it cos even places like kopitiam charges 20c for a glass..

But issue is,

WHY are we paying for that water when we are eating a plate of stir-fried kai lan that cost 12 dollars there?

The bucket of water i use to bathe my guinea pigs are even cheaper than that glass of water of what PUB charges me..

Okay you might say that if you charge lesser for vegetables, what are you going to earn....

The issue is not really the vegetables, it is that a multi-million or billion company like this couldn't afford to do the most basic courtesy of offering people free glass of water when they come and dine at your restaurant?

There's a chinese children rhyme that goes like this:

客人来，看爸爸，

爸爸不在家，

我请客人先坐下，

再请一杯茶。

Direct translation would be:

Guest drops by, asked to see Daddy,

Daddy was not in,

I invite the guest to sit down,

and offer a cup of tea.

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So do you charge your guest for the cup of tea??

What happened to the most basic courtesy we had in our hearts?

All we think of is how to make more and more money...

Squeezing people dry, counting every dollar and cent for every service or the cup of tea?

Talk about competition

Our good friend, Hong Kong...

Total Population, twice of Singapore...Land area, slightly bigger than Singapore, Number of eateries/restaurants? - MUCH MUCH MORE THAN SG...

More business competition there than here right?

BUT,

if you've been there, you will notice that when you enter to any eatery, they will bring you a glass of hot tea, FOC!

Is it also because in SG, the big big restaurants have less competition here, so they try to earn every cent of their guests whenever they can?

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What i want to say to these multi-mil & bil companies (not only to restaurants), is that not to want charge things that is unnecessary and by greed...

Similarly for servicing lines, serve with a heart.. if the person thank you for serving but not buying anything, smile back and not give a black face and speak ill of that person behind the back..He/She reserves the right of browsing through and not buy anything..

`Give more and not to be tempted by greed or returns..

Do-do`s~

P/S: It's Christmas, Give and Share!

~家好月圆~

想一生一起 别想得这样美
当中少不免 道别离
想欢欢喜喜 但清楚这道理
风光怎麽会没了期

时日过 谁能成为大器
谁人全无运气
这次抱你手臂 我怎麽竟顾忌
危难里 我会陪着你
或是如同做戏
去到最尾会各自飞

在变幻时候跟风驶(巾里)
在抉择时候只好势利
谁想讲骨气 最先必须有一些储备
在抱着时候知己知彼
在对立时候争取胜利
无非人生道理

时日过 谁能成为大器
谁人全无运气
这次抱你手臂 我怎麽竟顾忌
危难里 我会陪着你
或是如同做戏
去到最尾会各自飞

在变幻时候跟风驶(巾里)
在抉择时候只好势利
谁想讲骨气 最先必须有一些储备
在抱着时候知己知彼
在对立时候争取胜利
无非人生道理

在最坏时候必须卑鄙
在决裂时候彼此妒忌
无非人生道理

原本无心害你

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Do-do`s~

~Weiling's 21st Bday-14112009~

Weiling celebrated her 21st @ Arena Country Club...

Happy Birthday Babe!!~

Yummy Food

There were excessive amount of prawns to go ard...

XY drove me n hui there... save $$ and time...

i love this pic i took for her...

Some fancy slogans on wall,

and boards....

As usual, i LOVE my classmate!!

Mary, Trey and Fathin "came" along too..

Some of my camera's blingies fell out... so i sticked it to my hand.. it matched my nail polish!!

Perfume & Lotion Set from us...

We went for supper @ Changi V.. saw lots of Ah Guas..

Some are very chio, others are like what lihui had said, "No boobies, No Business"

Or "Too man-look.."

Gluttons @ 2.30am..

Vid- Weiling Cutting Cake

Do-do`s~

~Christmas Party @ Home 2009, Preparation~

Wahahahaa.. I'M SO EXCITED TO THROW A PARTY @ HOME when my mum's out for holiday during Christmas...

I have so many ideas for decorations.... lalalalalalalala!!!~



Do-do`s~

~ I Love Monopoly~

I love this idea from Mac!

My classmate her likes it too..
Put aside for the big prizes, mini prizes like these are cool for poor students like us...

FREE APPLE PIES, FRIES & EVEN mCSPICY!!!

No free ice cream though..

A hearty lunch before salon trip!

BEFORE

AFTER

PRETTY BABE! whew wheeettt!~

`likes her new hair parting and freshly dyed colour...

Mac lunchie vid

Do-do`s~

~Stupid Parents~

READ THIS!

I came across this article on the chinese newspaper and copied this from Stomp..

WTF??!! the parents of this child are simply having IQs of 50..

Fuck you! people are having their meals @ the foodcourt ok?

We don't shit and eat at the same time as your child does, even though probably your whole family does that all the time..

OMG!! is ION, one of the newest shopping malls, without toilets?

Fuck you again...i've been to ION and they have 5 stars restrooms!!

Maybe to you parents think that she is still your little sweet pea baby, as young as a little embryo..awww~

But to the rest of the world, your daughter is NOT A BABY ANYMORE!!!

She have to go to the toilet if she wants to do her baking..

Anyway, even the smallest baby's shit stinks ok?!

If you parents think it's alright, IT'S NOT REALLY ALRIGHT!!

Can you eat if all of us start shitting right in front of you while you are having Mee Siam?

And is that your maid on the left most?

Can't she bring the kid to the toilet?

Why do you hire her for, if she can't handle a kid on the toilet bowl?

Singapore has become so disgusting because of these people..

Please have a little more consideration so i would feel better,

holding on to the same passport as yours..

Do-do`s~

~Apple Juice~

IF YOU LIKE THIS,

TRY THIS!!!~

APPLE SPARKLING JUICE, COMES WITH VITAMIN C!!

Another quality product from Pokka~

And it's selling at SGD 0.90/can @ Cheers~

Even cheaper than the China brand..

Slurps, great for hot days!

Do-do`s~